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By Susannah Cahalan. May 6, pm Updated July 26, am. On the Venn diagram of strange animal mating behaviors — from lobster golden showers to garter-snake orgies — duck sex is on the border between cartoonish and sadistic.

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The shape of the duck penis and the shape of the duck vagina mean they go at it in an extremely unusual way. Well the way they go at it is rather unsightly, but the mechanics of duck sex is quite interesting. Female ducks have long twisted vaginas that have a number of spirals, however, the female duck vagina also has some dead-end pockets that they can engage if they do not want to be fertilised by the male duck that is mounting them.

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There are only a few species of birds that have penises. Ducks, which are among them, have earned a reputation for having some of the most bizarre genitalia of all—corkscrew-shaped penises and complex vaginas with dead ends and false passages. Some duck penises are relatively massive.

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Duck penises are explosive. Conservative News Service CNS first reported the story in and it spread to other online news platforms. As of today, a whopping Brennan, who is now a professor at Mount Holyoke, has an office that is littered with ducks — wooden ducks, different species of fluffy, stuffed ducks and even a yellow rubber ducky.

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The male Argentine Lake Duck and his North American scientists have discovered the longest bird penis ever - a Dr Kevin McCracken of the University of Alaska, Fairbanksand colleagues, report in this week's Nature that they have found a specimen of the Argentine lake duck Oxyura vittata that has a penis as long as its body - nearly half a metre long.

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Patricia Brennan from Yale University is trying to encourage male Muscovy ducks to launch their ballistic penises into test tubes. Normally, the duck keeps its penis inside-out within a sac in its body. The whole process takes just a third of a second and Brennan captures it all on high-speed camera.

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Male muscovy ducks, for example, have corkscrew-shaped penises that spring out from their body in less than half a second and are 20cm long when erect. Other species' length varies from 1. They twist in the opposite direction to the male duck's penis.

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